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I invented a new board game for procrastinators. It's called 'Sorry, I'll Play Tomorrow.
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I played a board game with a ghost once. He was really good at 'haunting' my every move!
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Why did the board game apply for a job? It wanted to show it had a good 'track record'!
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I tried to make a board game about , but it was too 'bored' game. No one could 'dice' if it was fun!
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I asked my board game if it wanted to go on a diet. It said, 'No, I'm comfortable with my 'board' size!
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What do you call a board game about gardening? 'Plant-opoly' - where you can buy and sell plants instead of properties!
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I bought a board game about construction. It's called 'Building Boredom.' It takes forever to finish!
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Twister is a great game for breaking the ice at parties, or your spine. 'Right foot on red' quickly turns into 'Call an ambulance.'
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I played Jenga with my cat the other day. The game ended in three moves, all of them involving the tower crashing down. Turns out, cats don't understand the concept of 'gentle moves.'
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I tried playing Scrabble with my grandma once. She played 'oxyphenbutazone' for a triple-word score. I didn't even know it was a word, but apparently, it's the secret to winning and giving your opponents a headache simultaneously.
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I love playing Clue, but every time I'm the murderer, I feel like I need to spice it up. 'Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the selfie stick.' Modern crimes, you know?
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Monopoly is the only game where bankrupting your friends is considered family bonding. It's like, 'Hey, Aunt Susan, sorry about your hotel on Boardwalk, but it's just business, you know?'
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Playing Uno with my family is like entering a battlefield. 'Draw 4!' 'Reverse!' It's like a friendly game until someone plays a 'Skip' card, and suddenly it's a declaration of war.
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I played Connect Four with my computer. It's undefeated. I swear, it's like the AI knows my strategy before I even make a move. Skynet is training in board games; we're doomed!
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I told my friend I wanted to play a board game, and he suggested 'Risk.' I said, 'No thanks, I already have student loans.'
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Operation taught me I'm not cut out to be a surgeon. If removing the 'funny bone' were a real medical procedure, we'd all be in trouble. I'd probably end up leaving the patient with a squeaky nose.
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