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Board games teach us a lot about life. For instance, in Monopoly, you can go from being a real estate mogul to sleeping on Baltic Avenue in just a few bad rolls. It's the only place where the housing market crashes every 20 minutes.
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I love how board games have this magical ability to turn normal, well-adjusted adults into overly competitive maniacs. It's like we all have this hidden alter ego that only emerges when someone says, "Let's play a game." Suddenly, it's game on, and friendships are on the line!
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a wild night is breaking out the board games. "Game night, baby!" And by the end of it, you're negotiating bedtime because, let's face it, we can't stay up till 11 PM anymore.
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Board game instructions are like the fine print of adulthood. You start reading, and halfway through, you're questioning your life choices. "Do I really want to invest the next two hours of my life learning how to play 'Settlers of Catan'?
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Have you ever played a board game with a sore loser? They take losing so personally, it's like you just insulted their grandma, kicked their dog, and stole their lunch money. Dude, it's just Connect Four, not a battle for world domination.
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Why is it that the quietest person in the room becomes a dictator during a game of Scrabble? "No, 'QAT' is a word! It's a type of shrub, look it up!" Meanwhile, we're all just nodding and secretly googling "QAT.
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Risk is the only game where you can start as allies and end up as mortal enemies. It's like, "Hey buddy, remember when we were conquering continents together? Well, that was before you decided Australia was the promised land!
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Why is it that the person who can't find their own keys becomes Sherlock Holmes when playing Clue? "It was Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick!" Meanwhile, they can't remember where they left their phone five minutes ago.
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You ever notice how when you're losing at a board game, suddenly everyone becomes a strategic genius? "Oh, you should've built your hotel on Boardwalk, Steve. It's Monopoly 101!" Yeah, Karen, I didn't major in Monopoly, I majored in not bankrupting myself.
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