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Joke Types
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What's a blubber's favorite type of TV show? Soap operas about dolphins!
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What do you call a blubber who loves to tell jokes? A pun-believable whale!
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What do you call a blubber playing hide and seek? A hide and blubber champion!
Blubber and the Single Life
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Being single is like having a layer of blubber: it's great for insulation, but terrible for your dating profile. No one's swiping right on that extra warmth.
Blubber's Bonus Benefits
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I once read an article titled, The Benefits of Blubber. Apparently, it's not just for insulation; it's also nature's way of saying, You never know when you'll need that extra layer... for comedy.
Polar Bear's Peculiar Problem
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You ever think polar bears are just trying to keep up with the Kardashians? Look at this blubber, Susan! It's not a flaw, it's a feature!
The Blubber Chronicles
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I tried to join a blubber appreciation club once. They said, Sorry, you're too thin. That's when I realized, I was truly in over my... well, you know.
Blubber and Fashion
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You know you've reached peak comfort when your fashion statement is basically, I'm just here for the blubber cushioning. Forget heels; give me those blubber boots!
The Mysteries of Blubber
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You know, I tried to go on a diet once, but my body was like, Why get rid of this excess when we can store it in our very own personal 'spare tire'? Also known as blubber!
Blubber's Bad Rap
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People talk about love handles, but let’s be honest: blubber is just our body's way of giving us a little something extra. You know, like a lifetime supply of comfort!
From Seal to Steal
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Seals have the ultimate body positivity movement: Why flaunt abs when you can flaunt blubber? It’s like their version of walking the runway, only it's more of a waddle.
Ice Age Indulgences
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Remember the Ice Age? The animals were like, We've got to bulk up for the winter! Meanwhile, I'm here in 2023, still bulking up for winters that never come. Thanks, blubber!
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