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What did the black-eyed pea say to its partner on Valentine's Day? 'You're the pea to my pod!
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Why did the black-eyed pea break up with the green bean? It felt the relationship was getting too canned!
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I tried to tell my black-eyed peas a joke, but they just couldn't stop splitting with laughter!
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I asked my black-eyed peas for relationship advice. They said, 'Just lettuce be together; it's a-pea-ling.
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I asked Siri to play some Black Eyed Peas, and she responded, 'Did you mean black-eyed peas, the legume?' No, Siri, I don't need a recipe for a nutritious stew; I need a beat to dance awkwardly to!
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The Black Eyed Peas are like the Avengers of music – you've got will.i.am as Iron Man, Fergie as Black Widow, and Taboo as, well, the guy who's always forgotten. Sorry, Taboo!
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Have you ever noticed that the Black Eyed Peas' songs are like my morning coffee? Full of energy, but after a while, you start questioning your life choices. 'I Gotta Feeling' is great until you realize you've been dancing alone in your living room for an hour.
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I thought 'Boom Boom Pow' by the Black Eyed Peas was a workout anthem, but now I realize it's just the sound my stomach makes after I've had too much spicy food. Maybe they're just singing about indigestion.
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I asked my friend if he liked the Black Eyed Peas, and he said, 'Yeah, I love peas.' I had to clarify; I was talking about the band, not the vegetable. Although, to be fair, the band does have a lot more flavor.
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I tried cooking black-eyed peas once, thinking it would bring me good luck. Turns out, the only thing it attracted was my smoke detector's attention. Now my alarm thinks it's in a hip-hop concert every time I'm in the kitchen!
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Black-eyed peas are like the unsung heroes of legumes. They're there at New Year's, hoping to bring you luck, but by Valentine's Day, you've already moved on to the more glamorous chickpeas. Sorry, black-eyed peas, it's not you; it's me and my love for hummus.
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The Black Eyed Peas are like the GPS of party anthems. They guide you with 'Turn up the Music' and 'Pump it,' but they never mention the exit strategy for when you're the last one dancing at 3 AM. Thanks for leaving me on the dance floor, Fergie.
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I introduced my grandma to the Black Eyed Peas, thinking she'd appreciate the modern beats. Now she's walking around the house saying, 'Imma be, imma be, imma imma imma be... confused.' I should have stuck with Sinatra.
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