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The Vegetarian Perspective
The confusion between the musical group "Black Eyed Peas" and actual black-eyed peas.
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I tried to impress a date by cooking black-eyed peas. She was expecting Fergie and Will.i.am, not a side dish. Needless to say, it was a dinner remix gone wrong.
The Culinary Critic's Dilemma
The challenge of incorporating black-eyed peas into gourmet dishes.
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Asked the chef for a black-eyed pea soufflé. He handed me a plate of peas stacked in a tower. I guess the only thing rising that night was my disappointment.
The Ophthalmologist's Take
A mix-up between the term "black-eyed peas" and actual black eyes.
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I asked my grandma for her black-eyed pea recipe. She thought I was talking about a home remedy for swollen eyes. Now I have a pot of soup and no clear vision.
The Conspiracy Theorist's Suspicion
The belief that there's a hidden agenda behind the name "Black Eyed Peas."
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Tried playing a Black Eyed Peas song backward. Turns out, it's just a recipe for pea soup. Either I'm bad at decoding messages, or they're really into legumes.
The Musician's Confusion
The challenge of understanding that "black-eyed peas" can refer to both a musical group and a type of legume.
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Tried to write a song about black-eyed peas. Ended up with a catchy jingle for a can of legumes. Who knew songwriting and grocery shopping had so much in common?
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