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What do you call a birthday cake that you can't see? An 'invisible-treat'!
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I bought my friend a refrigerator for his birthday. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
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I told my friend he should celebrate his birthday on a yacht. He said, 'That's a ship idea!
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Why did the birthday present feel awkward? It wasn't sure how to wrap things up!
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I invited a clown to my birthday party. It was a balloonatic experience!
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What did one birthday balloon say to the other? 'It's time to get this party poppin'!
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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, 'Nothing would be great.' So, I got her a box of nothing!
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Birthday parties are the only place where you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still feel like you're making healthy life choices. It's all about balance, right?
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I hate those awkward moments when you're singing 'Happy Birthday,' and you forget the person's name. You end up just mumbling through that part like you're casting a spell.
I attended a birthday party that had a clown. It turns out I'm not scared of clowns; I'm terrified of balloon animals trying to take over the world.
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Clowns are supposed to be funny, right? But this one was making balloon animals that looked like they were planning world domination. I think I saw a giraffe plotting to overthrow the government.
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Birthday parties are the only place where singing 'Happy Birthday' to someone you barely know is considered normal. Try doing that in a grocery store - security gets involved.
Birthday parties are like time machines. You walk in thinking you're 25, and by the end, you're convinced you're closer to 95.
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So, I show up at this birthday party, and suddenly I'm trying to dance like I did in my twenties. My knees were like, Dude, what are you doing? We're not on speaking terms anymore!
At birthday parties, the cake is the real MVP. It's the only time we encourage someone to blow on fire and then eat it.
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You know you're at a good party when the candles on the cake are the only things getting older. I blew them out so hard; I think I created a hurricane in the living room.
I went to a birthday party where they had a petting zoo. It's not every day you get to pet a goat and question your life choices simultaneously.
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I'm there, petting this goat, and suddenly I'm having an existential crisis. The goat looked at me like, Are you sure this is where you thought you'd be at this age?
I love birthday parties because you get to witness the ultimate battle: the person trying to blow out the candles versus the candles refusing to die.
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It's like a scene from a superhero movie. The birthday person is Hulk, and the candles are the indestructible villains. You can't defeat us, we'll keep relighting!
I went to a birthday party where they had a magician. He made my self-esteem disappear faster than a rabbit in a hat.
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This magician was pulling off tricks like making my dignity vanish. I asked him for a refund, and he made my wallet disappear too. That guy's good!
Birthday parties are the only place where a 'surprise' means something other than a hefty bill. 'Surprise, you owe us for this lavish celebration!'
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I love surprises, but at a birthday party, it's always a bit suspicious. Like, Surprise! We rented a yacht! By the way, you're covering the catering costs.
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