17 Jokes About Biking

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Updated on: Jul 07 2025

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Why don't bikes ever stand up for themselves? They're two-tired from all the drama!
Why did the cyclist bring a wrench on the ride? In case they needed to 'fixie' situation!
Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had too many issues with its chain of thought!
Why did the bicycle go to school? It wanted to be a cycle-ologist!
Why did the bicycle take a nap? It was two-tired from the daily grind!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the cyclist bring a ladder on the ride? To take their biking to a whole new level!

Biking Enthusiasts

Ever met those biking enthusiasts? They talk about their bikes like they're their children. Oh, this one's got 27 gears, and this one can handle any terrain! Meanwhile, I'm here thinking, I can't even handle my own emotions.

Biking Accidents

They say if you fall off a bike, you should get back on. But if you see me lying on the ground, don't hand me a helmet; hand me a reality check.

Biking Groups

Have you seen those massive biking groups on weekends? It's like a migration, but instead of birds, it's middle-aged men in spandex flocking to the nearest coffee shop.

Biking Blunders

You ever notice how people who say biking is all about freedom are the same ones stuck in traffic on a bike lane? It's like they're in a parade, and the float's not moving!

Biking and Cars

Ever notice how cars treat bikers on the road? It's like they're playing a real-life game of Frogger, and we're the frogs just trying to get to the other side without getting squashed.

Biking Hills

Hills are to bikers what Monday mornings are to office workers. Both make you question all your life choices.

Biking and Nature

There's something serene about biking in nature until you hit that moment when nature's like, Hey, I gave you legs; why are you making this so complicated?

Biking Equipment

Biking is the only sport where people spend thousands on gear just to look like a neon highlighter that’s lost its way.

Biking Fitness Goals

People cycle for fitness, and after a month, they're shocked to find they've not only toned their legs but also developed a newfound hatred for seat cushions.

Biking Fashion

I tried wearing those tight biking shorts once. People didn't think I was an athlete; they thought I was auditioning for a role in a superhero movie where the superpower was too much information.

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