5 Jokes About Biking

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Updated on: Jul 07 2025

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Tour de Snacks

Balancing the love for biking with an equal love for snacks
They say the best way to explore a new city is by bike. I agree, especially when each exploration is punctuated by a mandatory stop at the local pastry shop. I call it "Tour de Tarts.

Extreme Biker

Living life on the edge with extreme biking
People talk about the thrill of downhill biking like it's some zen experience. It's more like a controlled fall with pedals. I've never screamed so much while trying to look cool.

Road Rage Expert

Dealing with traffic and other road users
They say sharing is caring, but on the road, sharing is swearing. I signal left, and the car behind me interprets it as an invitation to overtake and cut me off. It's like I'm playing a constant game of charades with a bunch of aggressive mimes.

Beginner Biker

Navigating the complicated world of biking for the first time
I wore a helmet for the first time, feeling all safe and responsible. But do you know what they don't tell you? Helmets turn you into a magnet for bugs. I'm not biking; I'm insect collecting at 15 mph.

Tech-Savvy Biker

Trying to keep up with the latest biking gadgets
My bike has more sensors than a NASA spacecraft. It can measure my heart rate, calories burned, and probably how many regrets I have about buying such an advanced piece of machinery. It's like having a judgmental personal trainer on two wheels.

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