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Why did the big sister bring a mirror to the restaurant? So she could see the dessert menu!
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Why did the big sister bring a ladder to the comedy show? To reach the punchline!
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Why did the big sister bring a chair to the family reunion? To support her position as the queen of the family!
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Why did the big sister become a chef? Because she knew how to spice up any situation!
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Why did the big sister bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
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My big sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... you should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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Why did the big sister start a landscaping business? Because she's outstanding in her field!
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My big sister told me she could make a car out of spaghetti. I didn't believe her until I saw her drive it through the pasta-bilities!
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Why did the big sister become a gardener? Because she wanted to grow on people!
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Why did the big sister become a detective? Because she was good at finding things... like my missing snacks!
Big Sister's Cooking Experiments
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My big sister recently took up cooking. Let's just say, if our kitchen were a laboratory, the health department would shut it down. She's the only person who can burn water.
Big Sister, the Social Butterfly
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Big sisters are always dragging you to social events. I told mine I have social anxiety. She said, Don't worry, I'll do all the talking. Now I'm just the awkward sidekick to her one-person stand-up routine.
Big Sister, the Time Traveler
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You know your big sister is a time traveler when she brings up embarrassing childhood stories at family gatherings. It's like, Hey, we left that in 2003. Let it rest in peace, Marty McFly.
Big Sister's Psychic Abilities
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My big sister thinks she's psychic. She walks into my room and goes, I knew you were going to make a mess in here. Well, congratulations, Nostra-sis-us, you cracked the code!
Big Sister, the Fashion Guru
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Big sisters love giving fashion advice. Mine told me, You need to stay in style. I replied, Sure, as soon as I figure out what style is hiding under that '80s perm you're still rocking.
Big Sister's Driving Skills
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Ever been in a car with a big sister learning to drive? It's like being in a live-action video game. Avoid pedestrians, dodge parked cars, and bonus points if you parallel park without taking out a mailbox.
Big Sister's DIY Masterclass
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My big sister is convinced she's the queen of DIY projects. She tried fixing the leaky faucet in the bathroom. Now, every time you turn on the water, it's like a surprise party for the floor.
Big Sister's Superpowers
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I swear, my big sister has the superpower of selective hearing. I could be shouting, I love you for an hour, but the moment I whisper, Can I borrow some money? she hears it from across the house.
Big Sister Showdown
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You ever have a big sister? It's like having a personal GPS that constantly recalculates your life choices. Turn left at the next opportunity to embarrass me in front of my friends.
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