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What did the big boy say when he got a job at the bakery? 'I kneaded that!
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Why did the big boy become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow up big and strong!
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Why did the big boy bring a suitcase to the restaurant? Because he wanted to pack a 'big' lunch!
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Why did the big boy go to school early? He wanted to be a 'big' scholar!
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Why did the big boy bring a pencil to the restaurant? To draw attention!
Big Boy's Self-Improvement Seminar
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Big Boy attended a self-improvement seminar. The speaker said, You are what you eat. Big Boy immediately signed up for a cooking class because he wants to be irresistible.
Big Boy's Comedy Career
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Big Boy wants to be a comedian now. He said, I have the perfect setup – me standing next to regular-sized people. I told him that's not a setup; that's just standing. But hey, who am I to crush his dreams? Big Boy's dream might be to become the first stand-up comedian who performs sitting down.
The Big Boy Chronicles
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You ever notice how society loves to give people nicknames, especially based on their size? I mean, I've got a friend they affectionately call Big Boy. Now, I don't know if that's a nickname or just a self-help book title, but either way, it's like they're setting him up for a lifetime of existential crises. Big Boy sounds more like a superhero name for someone who saves the day with an extra-large pizza!
Big Boy’s GPS Woes
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So, Big Boy recently got a GPS for his car. Now, I don't know who programmed that thing, but every time he misses a turn, it doesn't say recalculating, it says, Are you sure you want to go this way, big guy? I'm waiting for it to suggest a drive-thru route. In 500 feet, turn right for fries, and then proceed to milkshake avenue.
The Big Boy Diet Plan
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Big Boy's on a diet now. Yeah, he's cutting back on carbs, which means instead of a whole pizza, he just eats half. He calls it the portion control diet. I asked him if he's lost weight, and he said, Well, technically, half of me has.
Big Boy and the Gym
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Big Boy decided to hit the gym to shed a few pounds. The gym instructor looked at him and said, We have a state-of-the-art fitness center, not a buffet. I mean, who needs a personal trainer when you can have a personal food critic? One more push-up, and you get a Michelin star, Big Boy!
Big Boy's Fitness App
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Big Boy got a fitness app. It counts his steps, calories, and every time he sighs while looking at a salad. The app once sent him a notification that said, Warning: excessive breathing during pizza consumption detected.
Big Boy's Morning Routine
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Big Boy's morning routine is unique. He starts the day with a cup of coffee and a motivational quote. The quote goes, Life is like a buffet, and I'm here for the all-you-can-eat experience! It's like he's turning breakfast into a TED talk for foodies.
Big Boy's Mystery Diet Plan
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Big Boy's trying out a mystery diet plan. The mystery is, will he stick to it for more than a day? The plan involves eating only what's written on the refrigerator door. I asked him if it's working, and he said, Well, I've mastered the alphabet soup diet.
Big Boy's Wardrobe Malfunction
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Big Boy had a wardrobe malfunction the other day. He tried to put on skinny jeans. I say tried because it was like watching a sausage try to escape its casing. The jeans got so scared they turned into bootcut on their own. Now, we call it the great denim rebellion of Big Boy's closet.
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