7 Jokes For Beverage

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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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