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What did Bert say when he met the locksmith? 'I've got a 'key' to success!
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Why did Bert bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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BERT, the only artificial intelligence that thinks my love life needs debugging. Last time I checked, I don't need an algorithm to tell me I'm single.
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I asked BERT to help me with my taxes. It said, 'Just declare yourself as a dependent of laughter.' I tried that at the IRS, and they laughed—unfortunately, not in a deductible way.
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BERT told me a joke. It said, 'Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.' Good one, BERT. Now I'm worried about my job security, and I don't even work with code.
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BERT is like that friend who always has an opinion on everything. I asked it for cooking tips, and it said, 'Just order food online.' Wow, groundbreaking advice, BERT. I never thought of that.
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BERT tried to analyze my sense of humor and said, 'Your jokes are statistically significant in causing laughter.' Well, at least someone appreciates my comedy on a scientific level.
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I asked BERT to help me write a heartfelt love letter. It responded with, 'Roses are red, violets are blue, my data says you're single, so how 'bout we go for a brew?' Smooth, BERT, real smooth.
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I told BERT to come up with a catchy Tinder bio for me. It suggested, 'Searching for my missing semicolon in the code of love.' Thanks, BERT, now I'm attracting programmers instead of dates.
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I introduced BERT to my parents, and it started analyzing their parenting skills. I quickly interrupted and said, 'BERT, remember the saying, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.' It replied, 'I'm sorry, I cannot comply.' Looks like I need to update my family's firmware.
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I told BERT I was feeling a bit down, and it said, 'Have you tried turning your emotions off and on again?' Thanks, BERT, because nothing says mental health like a good old-fashioned reboot.
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