7 Jokes For Bert

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Updated on: Aug 28 2024

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Why did Bert bring a map to the art gallery? To draw some 'direction'!
What did Bert say to the restless door? 'Quit slamming, I'm unhingeable!
Did you hear about Bert's invention? He made a belt out of watches. It's a waist of time!
Why did Bert become a gardener? He wanted to 'grow' on people!
How did Bert react when he won the lottery? He said, 'I'm not loafin' around anymore!
Why did Bert become a tailor? He heard it was a 'sew'-cial job!
Why did Bert take a suitcase to the restaurant? Because he heard it had great 'travelfare'!

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