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Why did the benz break up with the bicycle? It couldn't handle the pressure!
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Why did the benz apply for a job at the comedy club? It wanted to work on its timing belt!
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Why did the benz bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the benz bring a map to the party? It wanted to show everyone the route to a good time!
Benz and the Beast
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My buddy's Benz is so temperamental. It's like the car has mood swings. I told him, Dude, I didn't know your Benz came with a 'car-motional' stability warning. Does it also need therapy sessions?
Benz, the Relationship Expert
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My buddy thinks his Benz is a chick magnet. I told him, Dude, if your car is attracting women, it's probably because they think you have a good insurance policy, not because they're into automotive seduction!
Benz and the Beanstalk
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I heard about this guy who traded in his old car for a Benz. He said, It's like climbing the social ladder. I told him, Dude, you better hope that ladder is made of money because maintenance on that Benz is a whole different fairy tale!
Benz and the Furious
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You know, my friend just got a new Benz, and he thinks he's in the next Fast and Furious movie. I told him, Dude, the only thing furious about your Benz is your mechanic when he sees the repair bill!
Benz, the Luxury Pet
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My friend treats his Benz like a pet. He even talks to it. I said, Dude, if your car starts talking back, it's time to check if the warranty covers psychiatric evaluations for both you and your Benz!
Benz, the Philosopher
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My friend who owns a Benz is always dropping these deep statements like, Life is a journey, not a destination. I told him, Bro, your life's journey better include a great mechanic, or that philosophical journey will be on the side of the road!
Benz and the UFO
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I asked my friend why he got a Benz, and he said, It's like driving a spaceship. I told him, Well, I hope your spaceship comes with an alien mechanic because those repairs are out of this world!
Benz-o and Juliet
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My friend named his Benz Juliet. I guess he wants a love story with his car. I told him, Bro, if you want a real love story, it better include airbags and a warranty that lasts longer than most Hollywood marriages!
Benz, the Time Traveler
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My friend's always boasting about how fast his Benz is. I said, If your car is so quick, it must be a time machine because the moment you step on the gas, you're suddenly transported to the future where your bank account is empty!
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