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Benz as a Relationship Guru
When your partner's love for their Benz is rivaling their love for you.
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My partner's love for their Benz is so intense; sometimes, I feel like I'm just the co-driver in our relationship. I'm not the side chick; I'm the side seat.
Benz and the City
Navigating through city traffic surrounded by Benz drivers who think they're in a Fast and Furious movie.
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Benz drivers treat city streets like their personal racetrack. I'm over here treating them like my Sunday stroll, enjoying the scenery at 5 miles per hour.
Luxury Car Envy
When everyone around you seems to be driving a fancy Benz, but you're stuck with a car that's more like a 'Benj' (a Benjamin Franklin, as in a $100 bill).
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I don't have a Benz, but my car has character. It's not a luxury car; it's an "antique, pre-vintage, classic edition" vehicle. Translation: It's old.
Benz and the Mechanic
Dealing with the cost of maintaining a Benz and the mechanic's reaction when you bring in your non-luxury car.
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My car's so old, the mechanic at the Benz dealership asked if it was a new experimental model. I told him, "Yeah, it's called the 'Rustique Edition.'
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