7 Jokes For Bend Over

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Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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I asked my friend if he could touch his toes without bending his knees. He said, 'Sure, if I had toes on my knees!
I bought a book on flexibility. It's so stiff; I can't even bend it open!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it suggested I try the 'Control Alt Delete Over' pose. Turns out, it's just restarting!
I went to a restaurant that had bendy straws at every table. It was a flexible dining experience!
I asked my cat if it could touch its toes. It just gave me a disdainful look and continued napping. Cats are too dignified for yoga!
I tried to bend over and touch my toes. I succeeded, but now I can't stand up straight! Yoga fail!
I asked my yoga instructor for tips on how to bend over backward. She told me to try asking my cat for advice instead.

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