6+ Best One Liners Jokes For bend over

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I tried to do a backflip but ended up doing a bend-over-and-pray-I-don't-break-something flip. Not quite as graceful!

I tried to bend over backward to impress my crush. Now I'm stuck in this awkward yoga pose, and they're not even looking!

I tried to teach my dog to bend over. Now he just does downward-facing dog all the time!

I joined a gymnastics class to learn how to bend over backward. Now my life is just one big flip!

I bought a belt with a watch on it. Now, every time I bend over, I lose track of time. Time flies when your pants are down!

My friend bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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