7+ Best One Liners Jokes For belly

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I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet!

My belly is like a math book. It has too many problems!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything—unlike my belly after Thanksgiving dinner!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers!

Why did the stomach go to the party? It wanted to get things churning on the dance floor!

I tried to lose weight by drinking smoothies. But it turned out I was just having a blender love affair!

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