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I opened a bakery for dogs. The business is going well—it's a real tail wagger!
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My friend got a job as a belly button model. I told him to keep his career under wraps!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta—similar to my fake belly after wearing a corset!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts—unlike my belly when I'm watching a horror movie!
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I told my friend I could make a belt out of watches. He said, 'That's a waist of time!
The Battle of the Bulge
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You ever notice how your belly seems to have a mind of its own? I swear, mine's got its own GPS system, leading me straight to the fridge at midnight. I'm in a constant war with it! It's like the Battle of the Bulge, and let me tell you, the bulge is winning.
Secret Storage
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You know, my belly's like a secret storage unit. I've found crumbs from snacks I had last Christmas in there! It's like a time capsule of my poor eating habits. I should rent it out; I've got space for a whole buffet in there.
Round is a Shape, Right?
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I try to tell myself that my belly's just embracing its roundness because, you know, round is a shape too! But then I catch it in cahoots with the cookie jar, and I realize it's not just embracing roundness; it's hosting a roundness convention in there!
The Snack-Attack Instigator
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Ever notice how the belly becomes a conspiracy theorist when you're trying to eat healthy? It'll convince you that those chocolate bars are part of a balanced diet. It's the ultimate instigator of snack attacks.
Food Magnet
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My belly acts like a magnet for food. I could be in a crowded room, and somehow, a slice of pizza will find its way straight to me. It's like my belly has its own gravitational pull. I guess you could say I'm the center of the food universe!
The Belly Drum
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My belly's like a drum. It doesn't just growl; it's got a whole rhythm section going on. Sometimes I wonder if it's auditioning for a band. If that's the case, I should probably start negotiating its rider—definitely includes unlimited snacks.
The Negotiator
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Trying to negotiate with my belly is like bargaining with a hungry bear. It wants food, and it wants it now. I swear, if my belly could talk, it'd be a smooth-talking negotiator, but instead of settling for a deal, it just demands snacks!
The Belly Whisperer
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My belly's like a psychic. It knows exactly when I'm planning to start eating healthy. It'll grumble louder than usual, just to make sure I hear its protest. It's like my belly's the rebel without a cause, and I'm its unintentional enabler.
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