7 Jokes About Being Tight

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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I used to be a tightrope walker, but I left because the job was too up and down.

I told my belt a secret, but it couldn't hold it in – it was too tight!

I told my friend he was drawing his eyebrows too high. He looked surprised!

I'm writing a book on belts. It's a real page-turner!

I'm so thrifty, I only buy tightrope walkers – they always stay balanced!

I'm on a new diet where I only eat belts. It's a cinch!

My belt got arrested. It was holding up a pair of pants!

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