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The Time Management Guru
Being tight with time
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I'm so tight with time that my microwave asked for scheduling permission before reheating my leftovers.
The Social Media Addict
Being tight with follows and likes
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I'm so tight with likes; I once unliked a post just to save on virtual karma points. Now I owe Zuckerberg a like loan.
The Penny Pincher
Being tight with money
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I'm so tight, I bought a cookbook called "101 Ways to Cook Ramen" and returned it because it had too many ingredients.
The Fitness Freak
Being tight with calories
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Being tight with calories is tough. I asked my salad if it wanted dressing, and it said, "You need it more than I do.
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