5 Jokes About Being Tight

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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The Time Management Guru

Being tight with time
I'm so tight with time that my microwave asked for scheduling permission before reheating my leftovers.

The Social Media Addict

Being tight with follows and likes
I'm so tight with likes; I once unliked a post just to save on virtual karma points. Now I owe Zuckerberg a like loan.

The Penny Pincher

Being tight with money
I'm so tight, I bought a cookbook called "101 Ways to Cook Ramen" and returned it because it had too many ingredients.

The Fitness Freak

Being tight with calories
Being tight with calories is tough. I asked my salad if it wanted dressing, and it said, "You need it more than I do.

The DIY Enthusiast

Being tight with resources
Being tight with resources is like playing Jenga with my expenses. If one more bill comes in, my financial stability is going to collapse.

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