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Why did the single person bring a pencil to the Valentine's Day party? In case they wanted to draw someone's attention!
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Why did the single person bring a map to the Valentine's Day party? They were looking for love in all the wrong places!
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Why did the single melon refuse to get involved on Valentine's Day? It couldn't find a suitable 'pair'!
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What did the single flower say on Valentine's Day? 'I rose to the occasion, but love didn't bloom!
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Why did the single person bring a ladder to the bar on Valentine's Day? They heard love is just a few steps away!
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Why did the single person become an astronaut on Valentine's Day? They wanted some space!
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Why did the single person go to the bakery on Valentine's Day? They heard they could get a 'roll' without the commitment!
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Why did the single person bring a deck of cards to the Valentine's Day party? Because they knew they might need to deal with their own heart!
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Being single on Valentine's Day is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the needle is love, and the haystack is a room full of couples making heart-shaped haystacks.
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Valentine's Day is just a reminder that Cupid's arrow missed me and hit the guy behind me. Now I'm stuck with a romantic injury, while he's planning his wedding. Thanks, Cupid, for the love bruise.
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They say love is patient, but so am I, patiently waiting for a Valentine's miracle. Or at least a sale on heart-shaped chocolates. I'll take what I can get.
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Valentine's Day is like a romantic carnival, and here I am, the guy stuck in the 'Single Coaster' ride. It's not thrilling; it's just a loop of me swiping left on dating apps.
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They say love is in the air on Valentine's Day. Well, I must be allergic because all I'm getting is a sneeze and a reminder that my only dinner date is with my microwave.
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Being single on Valentine's Day is like trying to play hide and seek in a glass house. You're exposed, everyone knows you're there, and the only thing you're hiding is your disappointment in the holiday.
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Being single on Valentine's Day is like being the last kid picked in gym class, except instead of teams, it's choosing between chocolates or loneliness. Spoiler alert: I pick both.
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Valentine's Day is the only day where my relationship status goes from 'single' to 'self-partnered.' It's like I upgraded from a solo act to a blockbuster movie, starring me and my microwave dinner.
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Valentine's Day for singles is like a discount store after a holiday. All the good stuff is gone, and you're left with a clearance rack of heart-shaped candy and the lingering scent of unrequited love.
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