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Valentine's Day is the one day a year when my cat gives me that judgmental look as if to say, "Really? Still single?
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My Valentine's Day plans include a hot date with my couch, a cozy blanket, and a Netflix series that I've already watched three times – the perfect love triangle.
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My idea of a romantic Valentine's Day date is ordering a heart-shaped pizza and watching a documentary on the history of romance. Exciting, right?
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Being single on Valentine's Day is like being the last kid picked in gym class, but instead of a team, you're picked last for a romantic dinner reservation.
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When you're single on Valentine's Day, the only love letters you receive are from your mailbox, and they're mostly bills and junk mail.
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The only red I'll be seeing on Valentine's Day is from the wine I bought for myself. Cheers to being happily single!
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You know you're single on Valentine's Day when the only flowers you get are from your neighbor apologizing for accidentally stepping on your garden.
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Being single on Valentine's Day means treating yourself to a heart-shaped box of chocolates and then realizing you have to eat the entire thing because, well, self-love.
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Valentine's Day as a single person is like watching a cooking show on an empty stomach – you know you're missing out on something good, but you're not quite sure what.
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