6 Jokes About Being My Girlfriend

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Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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My girlfriend thinks I'm too forgetful. Well, at least I think she thinks that.

Dating my girlfriend is like a workout routine. Lots of ups, downs, and occasional stretching of the truth.

My girlfriend thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

My girlfriend told me I'm too old-fashioned. I replied, 'Let's ask the carrier pigeon.

My girlfriend said I'm too indecisive. Well, maybe. Or maybe not.

My girlfriend told me she's leaving me because I'm too obsessed with astrology. I'm a Gemini; we'll be fine.

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