bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
My girlfriend said she needs more space in our relationship. So, I bought her a hard drive.
0
0
My girlfriend said I need to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I gave her my credit card.
0
0
I asked my girlfriend to make me a sandwich. She said, 'Poof, you're a sandwich.
0
0
I told my girlfriend she should sell her vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust.
0
0
My girlfriend asked me why I carry a ladder. I said, 'In case you raise the bar.
0
0
I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
0
0
My girlfriend said she needs time and distance. So, I bought her a clock and a map.
0
0
My girlfriend said I'm not romantic enough. So, I asked her to watch a sunset with me. She said, 'I've seen it before.
0
0
I tried to surprise my girlfriend with a big bag of cash. Turns out, she was more surprised by my empty bank account.
Post a Comment