7+ Best One Liners Jokes About being hungry

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I'm so hungry, I could eat my own words. But they taste like paper, so I ordered pizza instead!

I told my friend I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it—especially when I'm hungry!

I'm so hungry, I could eat alphabet soup and exclaim, 'What the heck, I'm going to digest the entire alphabet today!

I'm so hungry, I could eat a donut with no hole. It's the whole point of my hunger!

I told my refrigerator a joke. Now it's cracking up!

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. But I guess I'll just have a stable meal instead!

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