5 Jokes About Being Hungry

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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The Late Night Snacker

Trying to be quiet while raiding the fridge at 2 AM
Being hungry at night is like being a ninja. You gotta sneak into the kitchen, avoid squeaky floorboards, and execute a perfect extraction of the leftover lasagna.

The Office Lunch Thief

Dealing with colleagues who steal your lunch
If you're going to steal my lunch, at least be discreet about it. Don't leave a trail of crumbs leading to your desk like some kind of culinary Hansel and Gretel.

The Health Nut on Cheat Day

Balancing the desire for unhealthy food on a cheat day
Cheat day is when I eat like I'm training for a food marathon. I may not be breaking any records, but I'm definitely breaking my diet.

The Impatient Drive-Thru Enthusiast

Losing patience in the drive-thru line
I'm convinced drive-thru lines are a secret government experiment to test how long people can go without honking their horns. I failed that experiment on day one.

The Menu Overthinker

Choosing what to order from a lengthy menu
Why do fancy restaurants have such complicated names for simple dishes? "Pan-Seared Wild-Caught Salmon" sounds impressive, but all I hear is "Fish that had a bad day.

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