7 Jokes About Being Done

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Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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I tried to be a gardener, but all my plants died. Now I'm just a blooming failure.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Talk about being done with technology!
I told my bed it's over between us. Now it's giving me the cold shoulder – literally!
I told my shoes it's time to part ways. Now they're laced with sadness and sole-searching.
I asked my mirror if I'm the fairest of them all. It cracked up. Now I'm shattered and done with self-reflection.
My friend said I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged my ex. Now I'm just embracing singledoughm.
I told my TV I was done watching, but it keeps playing soap operas. It's like it wants drama in my life!

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