5 Jokes About Being Done

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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The Multitasker

Juggling too many things
I tried to impress my date by multitasking during dinner. Let's just say, trying to chew gum, nod attentively, and remember their name is not as easy as it sounds.

The Perfectionist

Nothing is ever perfect
I asked a perfectionist how their day was. They said, "Good, but I could have optimized it for peak performance with a few more spreadsheets.

The Overachiever

Always being done
I asked my overachieving friend how they relax. They said, "I'm relaxing right now—cross-referencing my relaxation techniques with my productivity goals.

The Procrastinator

Getting things done
Procrastinators make great chefs. They can turn a 30-minute meal into a week-long culinary adventure.

The Time Traveler

Racing against time
I tried time travel once. I went back to fix my mistakes, but I ended up creating a whole new set of problems. Turns out, time doesn't like being messed with, and it holds a grudge.

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