6 Jokes About Being 29 Years Old

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Updated on: May 29 2025

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At 29, you're not old, you're just practicing your future yoga poses – like 'The struggle to stand up after sitting for too long.
I told my 29-year-old friend that life begins at 30. They said, 'I'm just here for the pre-game party.
Being 29 is like a software update - you're not sure what's changed, but you hope it's an improvement!
Being 29 is like being a pizza delivery person. You think you know all the shortcuts until the road gets bumpy.
At 29, you're officially in the 'I know a little about everything, but not enough to explain it to anyone' stage of life.
I'm not saying you're old at 29, but when you bend down to tie your shoe, wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

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