6 Jokes About Being 29 Years Old

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Updated on: May 29 2025

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Why did the 29-year-old go to therapy? They needed help finding their keys to happiness – and their actual keys.
I asked a 29-year-old how it feels to be almost 30. They said, 'It's like being a teenager, but with aches and pains.
I told my friend being 29 is the perfect age. You're old enough to know better but young enough not to care... until you need to bend over.
At 29, you're at that age where you're still figuring out life, but now you do it with lower back pain.
At 29, you've mastered the art of multitasking – like checking your phone, looking for your glasses, and wondering why you entered a room all at the same time.
I asked a 29-year-old what their secret to staying young was. They said, 'Lie about your age and never stand up too quickly.

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