6 Jokes For Beat Off

One Liners

Updated on: Jul 17 2024

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I tried to play chess with my computer, but it kept beating off in every game. I guess it's just too good!
I told my friend I could beat off a cold. He handed me a thermometer and said, 'Prove it!
I told my friend I could beat off a hundred candies in a minute. He handed me a piñata and said, 'Prove it!
Why did the scarecrow become a great drummer? He knew how to beat off the crows!
I asked my computer to beat off my high score. Now it won't stop challenging me to video games!
I told my cat I could beat off a mouse in a race. She just gave me a skeptical look and continued napping.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

None
Nov 23 2024

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today