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Online shopping is like a competitive sport. You start with a game plan, but suddenly you're in the checkout lane thinking, "Did I really need to 'beat off' this many impulse buys?
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Trying to find something in the refrigerator is an adventure. It's like a game of "beat off" the leftovers, where everything is strategically placed to test your patience and Tetris skills.
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The self-checkout at the grocery store is the ultimate test of your ability to "beat off" unexpected item in the bagging area. Like, sorry, machine, I didn't realize my emotional baggage counted.
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You ever notice how the snooze button on your alarm clock is like the "beat off" button for your morning? Just a little extra time to enjoy some sweet, sweet unconsciousness.
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I recently discovered that arguing with a toddler is like trying to "beat off" a hurricane. You can try, but you'll probably just end up getting swept away in a storm of tears and irrationality.
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You ever notice how GPS directions are like the ultimate backseat driver? "In 500 feet, make a left turn." Thanks, but I've been "beating off" wrong turns my whole life; I got this.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's the little things, really. I mean, who knew "beating off" grime could be so satisfying?
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Trying to assemble IKEA furniture is like trying to "beat off" a Rubik's Cube. You think you're making progress, but suddenly everything's a mess, and you have no idea how you got there.
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The struggle is real when you're trying to parallel park in a tight spot. It's like a delicate dance of inching forward, backing up, and desperately hoping you don't accidentally "beat off" someone's side mirror.
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