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Why did the square break up with the triangle? It felt like they were just going around in circles!
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Why do squares never get invited to the circle's parties? Because they can't find the right angle to fit in!
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Why did the square go to the party? It wanted to be a well-rounded guest!
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Why did the geometric figure break up with the circle? It just couldn't get around the relationship being too 'square'!
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What did the square say to the circle at the dance party? 'Stop going in circles and join the square dance!
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Why was the rectangle always calm? Because it had all its angles covered!
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Someone tried to pressure me with 'be there or be square.' I replied, 'Why be square when I can be a rhombus? I'm edgy, but at least I don't conform to your geometric expectations!'
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The last time someone told me 'be there or be square,' I skipped the event and became a trendy, four-sided sensation. Now I'm just waiting for the hipsters to start wearing square glasses and claiming they discovered me first!
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I ignored the 'be there or be square' warning, and now I'm proudly embracing my new identity as a geometric nonconformist. I've even started a support group for those who choose to be triangles, hexagons, and parallelograms.
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I got invited to a party with the ultimatum 'be there or be square.' I showed up fashionably late, and now everyone thinks I'm just ahead of the geometric curve. Who knew tardiness could be so trendy?
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I missed an event after getting the 'be there or be square' message. Now I'm stuck being a square in a world full of circles, trying to fit in. Turns out, geometry isn't as forgiving as I thought!
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I took the 'be there or be square' advice seriously, but little did I know it was just a clever way of saying 'don't miss out.' Now I'm stuck attending events like it's a geometry class, hoping I'll finally graduate to being a cool circle!
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My friend told me 'be there or be square,' so I decided to be an isosceles triangle—showed up, stayed for a bit, and left at an awkward angle. Geometry never felt so rebellious!
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I was once told 'be there or be square' for a family gathering. I chose to be square, and now my relatives think I've developed a fascination for board games. Who knew geometry could save you from awkward family conversations?
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Received an invitation that said 'be there or be square.' I showed up and realized everyone else took it metaphorically. Now I'm stuck in a round of explanations about my commitment to geometry.
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