5 Jokes For Be There Or Be Square

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Updated on: May 18 2025

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Party Animal

When your buddies insist on attending the costume party or be square
The costume party was wild. I went as a square, and people kept asking if I was the missing piece from their board game. I guess I completed their Monopoly set.

Dating Scene

When your date insists you attend a family gathering or be square
I thought being a square would be boring, but it turns out it's just a shape that can't be bothered by awkward family conversations. I'm all for it.

Tech Geek

When your friends invite you to a tech convention or be square
I skipped the tech convention and stayed home with my old-school gadgets. Who needs a smart fridge that orders groceries? I can open my own refrigerator, thank you very much.

Gym Enthusiast

When the fitness trainer insists everyone attends the 6 AM workout or be square
I decided to skip the early workout and embrace my inner squareness. Now I'm a yoga square – I only stretch in right angles.

Office Worker

When the boss says "be there or be square" for the mandatory team-building event
They said the team-building would be a circle of trust. Turns out, it was more like a square of "Why did you take the last donut, Steve?

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