7 Jokes For Bathing Suit

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Updated on: Mar 14 2025

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I bought a camouflage bathing suit. Now people think I'm always in the water, even when I'm not!
I told my bathing suit a joke, and it laughed so hard, it lost its elastic! Now it's a belly-flop suit.
What did one bathing suit say to the other? 'You really suit me!
My bathing suit asked for a raise. It claimed it was going above and beyond the call of pool duty!
I asked my bathing suit to join a band. It said it could only play surf rock!
I asked my bathing suit how it stays in shape. It said, 'I have good elastic relationships!
My friend told me he bought a magic bathing suit. I asked what's so magical about it. He said, 'Watch me disappear at the beach!

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