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The Perpetual Dieter
My fridge is a constant reminder of my love for food and my hatred for calories.
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I asked my scale for some good news, and it told me, "At least your weight isn't in Roman numerals." I guess that's one way to look at it – always stay positive, even if it's just in pounds.
The Fitness Enthusiast
Trying to stay fit in a world full of tempting cheat days.
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My fitness tracker asked if I was dead because my heart rate was so low. I had to explain that I was just watching Netflix, not having an out-of-body experience.
The Overly Ambitious Gardener
Trying to make plants thrive while my social life wilts.
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I brought a date home, and she said my garden was impressive. Little did she know, I was just hoping the plants would give me some relationship advice.
The Tech-Challenged Millennial
Living in a world where my phone is smarter than me.
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I asked Siri for relationship advice, and she said, "Error 404: Love not found." Thanks, Siri. I guess even artificial intelligence can't help with matters of the heart.
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