5 Jokes For Barista

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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The Overly Enthusiastic Barista

Trying to match the energy of a triple-shot espresso
I'm so perky; I've considered changing my name to 'Espresso-resso,' because regular enthusiasm just doesn't cut it.

The Health-Conscious Barista

Balancing the love for coffee and the guilt of not being a green smoothie
I'm so health-conscious; I've started putting protein powder in the coffee. Now my customers are lifting their cups like dumbbells, trying to get a workout with their morning caffeine fix.

The Sleep-Deprived Barista

Juggling espresso shots and REM cycles
I've been pulling shots all night at work and my dreams are still slower than the line at a decaf-only coffee shop.

The Clueless Barista

Confusing a cappuccino with a macchiato
I'm so clueless; I asked someone if they wanted their latte iced or hot, and they said, 'Surprise me.' So, I handed them an empty cup and said, 'Ta-da!'

The Coffee Art Enthusiast Barista

Turning every cup into a Picasso canvas
I attempted to recreate 'Starry Night' on a caramel macchiato. The only thing Van Gogh would cut off for that masterpiece is the line at the coffee shop.

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