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Have you ever noticed how bands are like pizza toppings? Everyone has their favorite, and there's always that one person who insists on being the pineapple of the group. "I don't care if it doesn't fit, I'm bringing my accordion!
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Being in a band is like having multiple spouses, but instead of jealousy, it's all about who gets the coolest guitar solo. "Fine, you can have the solo, but I get to name the next song!
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I tried to start a band with my friends, but we couldn't agree on a name. It got so bad that we almost became "The Indecisive Unicorns," but then someone said, "Let's just call it a day." So, we did.
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You ever notice how bands are like relationships? At first, everyone's on the same beat, but after a while, someone's always trying to go solo. "I'm sorry, folks, but from now on, it's just me and my triangle!
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Bands are the only place where a drummer can hit things with sticks, and everyone's like, "Yeah, that's exactly what we need for our smooth jazz rendition of 'Happy Birthday.'
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I was in a band once, and let me tell you, scheduling practice is like herding cats. "Dave, you said you'd bring the amps! Why do you have a saxophone? We're a rock band!
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Joining a band is like joining a secret society. You have secret handshakes, code names, and the initiation involves playing "Stairway to Heaven" perfectly. Fail, and you're out!
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The only time people are okay with a group of strangers making noise in their neighborhood is when it's a band practicing. "Yeah, let's hear that garage rendition of Beethoven's 5th again!
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Bands are the only workplace where you can have heated arguments about the correct way to play the cowbell. "I'm telling you, it's all in the wrist action!
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