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I bet Bambi's mom would've survived if she had taken a self-defense class. Picture it: a montage of her kicking leaves, practicing her evasive maneuvers, and maybe even throwing acorns as makeshift projectiles. It's a dangerous world out there in the forest – gotta be prepared!
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Bambi taught me that even in the animal kingdom, peer pressure is a thing. You can just imagine Bambi's friends saying, "Come on, man, just try the grass over there. It's like the good stuff, but with fewer pesticides.
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If Bambi were set in the modern world, there would probably be a whole scene dedicated to him trying to figure out how to use GPS in the forest. "Siri, find the nearest meadow. Avoid hunters and suspicious bushes.
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I always thought the real tragedy in Bambi was that none of the other forest animals had therapy sessions. Imagine the owl hosting group counseling sessions for traumatized animals. "Today, let's talk about our issues with humans and their lack of spatial awareness.
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Watching Bambi as a kid really messed with my perception of the animal kingdom. I used to think all animals were just one dramatic soundtrack away from a tragic life event. Imagine a nature documentary with suspenseful music as a squirrel narrowly escapes a nut-related accident.
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You ever wonder what happened in the part of Bambi they didn't show us? Like, was there a Bambi: The College Years? Picture him in a frat, pulling pranks on hunters instead of studying for his exams.
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You ever notice how Bambi's friends Thumper and Flower were just slacking off while Bambi was dealing with serious life issues? I bet Thumper's dad was lecturing him: "Son, you need to learn responsibility. You can't just hop around all day; sometimes, you have to face the hunters head-on.
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Bambi's mom had that classic "mom look" when she sensed danger. Every mom has it – that stare that says, "I brought you into this forest, and I can take you out of it!
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