18 Baltimore Ravens Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 19 2025

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What's a Raven's favorite board game? Connect Four-feathers!
Why did the Raven break up with its football? It needed some space!
Why did the Ravens player become a gardener? He wanted to cultivate a winning season!
What's a Ravens player's favorite type of math? Raven-geometry!
What did the Ravens player say to the football? You're my breast friend!
Why did the Ravens player go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the championship was up for grabs!
Why did the football player from Baltimore go to culinary school? He wanted to be a seasoned Raven!

Raven's Rivals

Ever notice how when the Baltimore Ravens play, it's like they're in a constant rivalry with Alfred Hitchcock? Every game feels like the 'Birds' movie remake.

Feathered Fans

You know, I went to a Ravens game, and I thought I was watching football. Turns out, it was just a live audition for 'Birdwatchers Weekly.

Wing It to Win It

You know, the Baltimore Ravens' playbook is just a bunch of feathers and twigs. They say it's all-natural, but I think it's just for the birds!

Bird Watching

Last week, I saw a Ravens fan wearing a jersey with feathers. I said, What's that? He said, Just in case we need a quick substitution.

Pre-Game Rituals

Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a birdcage onto the field? To teach their players not to fly the coop during the off-season!

Winging It

You know, the Baltimore Ravens are so committed to their avian theme that they have a special play called the Flap and Snap.

Bird Brain Tactics

Why did the Baltimore Ravens hire a bird whisperer as their head coach? Because they needed someone to translate their plays from squawks to touchdowns!

Birds of a Feather

Ever notice how Ravens fans are always squawking about their team? It's like they've never heard of the phrase, Birds of a feather flock to the end zone.

Raven's Call

You ever hear the sound a raven makes? That's just the Baltimore Ravens' mascot trying to find its way back to the Super Bowl!

Baltimore Ravens and Bird Brains

You know, I heard the Baltimore Ravens are so good at football because they confuse the opponents. They don’t know if they're playing against the team or a murder of crows that just got its GED.

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