5 Baltimore Ravens Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 19 2025

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The Optimistic Pessimist

Always expecting the worst but hoping for the best when it comes to the Baltimore Ravens.
I've come to terms with the fact that being a Ravens fan is like riding a roller coaster. Lots of ups, even more downs, and occasionally, someone spills their overpriced stadium soda on you.

The Fantasy Football Fiasco

Constantly stressing over fantasy football outcomes while supporting the Ravens.
You know you're deep into fantasy football when you're celebrating a touchdown, and someone asks if you're a Ravens fan, and you respond with, "No, I'm a fan of my fantasy team's running back.

The Confused Fan

Trying to understand football while supporting the Baltimore Ravens.
I'm that fan who cheers when everyone else does, but deep down, I'm just hoping we're not clapping because someone made a fantastic catch... in the parking lot.

The Unlikely Tailgater

Being more interested in tailgating than the actual game.
The only thing I'm intercepting at a Ravens tailgate is another hotdog, not a football. Who needs touchdowns when you have a grill and a cooler full of snacks?

The Superstitious Spectator

Believing that your lucky charm or ritual directly influences the game.
I brought my pet parrot to a game once because I read somewhere that ravens are good luck. Turns out, stadiums don't allow exotic birds, and now my parrot thinks he's a Ravens coach because of all the yelling.

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