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Why did the bad wife bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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What do you call a bad wife who can make ice cream disappear? An ice queen!
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Why did the bad wife bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the bad wife bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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What do you call a bad wife who can make ice cream disappear? An ice queen!
Bedtime Battles
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My wife says I snore. To counteract that, she decided to record my snoring one night. Now, I have a personal greatest hits album available on all streaming platforms. I call it Snoregasm: The Symphony of Sleep.
The Sock Saga
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You know you're in a long-term relationship when you have arguments about mismatched socks. My wife accuses me of stealing her socks. I told her I'm just participating in a global initiative to end sock loneliness. It's a humanitarian effort, really.
The Bad Wife Chronicles
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You know, they say behind every successful man is a supportive wife. Well, behind every stressed-out man is a wife who's hidden the TV remote. I call it the 'Bad Wife Chronicles.' Last night, I found it in the freezer next to the ice cream. Now I know why the drama on TV was so chilling!
Marriage Math
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Being married is like solving a complex math problem every day. You think you've got the equation figured out, and then suddenly, you're trying to understand why 'happy wife' squared doesn't equal 'happy life.' It's like I missed that day in algebra class where they taught emotional variables.
Wife Wisdom
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My wife thinks she's always right. I mean, she even said so during our wedding vows. She was like, I take you as my husband and promise to always be right, even when I'm wrong. I guess that's the fine print in the marriage contract - the 'always right' clause.
The Remote War
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In our house, we have a remote control war. It's not about what to watch; it's about who controls the remote. My wife is the general in this war, and I'm just a soldier who occasionally gets a glimpse of victory when she falls asleep. But don't be fooled; it's a temporary ceasefire until the next episode starts.
Wife's Wisdom Teeth
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My wife said I needed to be more sensitive. So, I bought her a toothbrush with soft bristles. Apparently, that's not what she meant. Who knew sensitivity didn't come with a dental hygiene manual?
Gift-Giving Dilemma
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I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner for her birthday. She wasn't impressed. Apparently, it's not an acceptable gift. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right? I was just thinking about a cleaner house!
Lost in Translation
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Communication in marriage is like playing a game of telephone with someone who speaks a different language. I told my wife I needed more space, so she bought a bigger wardrobe. I guess in marriage, space is synonymous with closet.
Cooking Catastrophes
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I tried to surprise my wife with breakfast in bed. I made her toast, scrambled eggs, and coffee. She took one bite and said, This is great, but where's the chef? I guess my culinary skills are so questionable; she assumed Gordon Ramsay must be hiding in our kitchen.
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