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The "Helpful" Wife
When your wife's helpful suggestions become overwhelming
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My wife suggested we try role-playing. I was excited until she handed me a plunger and said, "You're the plumber, and I'm the distressed homeowner." Romantic, right? Nothing says love like unclogging imaginary pipes.
The Helpful Husband
When you try to help around the house, but it's never good enough
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My wife asked me to fix the leaky faucet. I proudly presented her with a new mop and said, "Honey, I fixed it. Now we won't have a leak, just a wet floor.
The Clueless Husband
When your wife expects you to read her mind
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My wife asked me, "Do I look fat in this dress?" I hesitated, and she said, "Never mind, I'll ask the dog." Now I have a dog sleeping on the couch, and I'm sleeping on the porch.
The Forgetful Husband
When your wife accuses you of being forgetful
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My wife got mad at me for forgetting our anniversary. I tried to make it up to her by telling her every day with me feels like the first day we met – full of confusion and a little bit awkward.
The Tech-Savvy Wife
When your wife is more in love with gadgets than with you
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My wife wanted a romantic night, so I dimmed the lights and lit some candles. She walked in and said, "Can we do this in augmented reality? I've got a filter that makes you look 10 years younger.
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