5 Jokes For Bad Wedding

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Updated on: Aug 06 2025

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The Reluctant Bridesmaid

The Bridesmaid who's wondering why she agreed to wear this dress.
I thought being a bridesmaid meant I would get to choose a dress that I might wear again. But no, I'm now the proud owner of a gown that's perfect for weddings, proms, and apparently, medieval reenactments.

The Disappointed Wedding DJ

The DJ who expected a dance party but got a room full of wallflowers.
I asked the bride for her favorite song, and she said, "Something slow and romantic." I played "Careless Whisper," and now I'm watching couples argue over who forgot to put deodorant on.

The Unenthusiastic Best Man

The Unenthusiastic Best Man who's just there for the open bar.
I tried to organize the bachelor party, but it turns out my idea of a wild night is different from the groom's. He wanted Vegas; I wanted a cozy night in with Netflix. We compromised and ended up at a karaoke bar watching reruns of Friends.

The Cynical Wedding Photographer

The Wedding Photographer who's seen too many fake smiles.
I have a special folder on my computer labeled "Candid Moments." It's just pictures of people sneezing during the vows or accidentally stepping on the bride's train. Real love is in the imperfections, right?

The Over-the-Top Wedding Planner

The Wedding Planner who treats every wedding like it's the royal wedding.
I always ask my clients for their dream wedding, and then I double it. If they wanted 50 guests, I invite 100. If they wanted a three-tier cake, I order a seven-tier one – you know, for good luck. Who cares if the bride and groom can't reach the top?

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