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Santa's Therapist
Santa's therapist deals with the stress of knowing if you've been bad or good
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Santa's therapist said, "I've been working with him for years, and he still thinks he can solve the world's problems in one night. I told him, 'Santa, you're not a superhero; you're a guy with a sleigh and too many cookies.'
Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus discovers Santa's online shopping addiction
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Mrs. Claus caught Santa ordering gifts on Amazon Prime. She said, "I told him we have a workshop for a reason. Now we have drones delivering presents, and the elves are on strike because they're being replaced by robots. Thanks a lot, Santa!
Santa's Little Helper
Santa's little helper realizes the naughty list pays more
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Santa’s little helper complained that he's overworked and underappreciated. I said, "Well, maybe if you didn't judge people based on their actions for just one night, you'd be a lot less stressed.
Rudolph
Rudolph gets tired of being the GPS for Santa's sleigh
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Rudolph told me he's thinking of starting his own delivery service. He said, "I'll call it 'Rudolph's Express.' No more guiding Santa; I'll be the one in charge!" I told him, "Sounds great, but good luck finding a sleigh with a red-nosed pilot.
Elf Union Rep
Elves demand better working conditions and overtime pay
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The elf union is on strike, and they've got some interesting demands. One of them is a heated workshop. I told them, "You live at the North Pole; it's already heated." They said, "Yeah, but we want central heating. We're tired of standing near the stoves to warm our hands.
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