6 Jokes About Bad Relationships

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Updated on: Aug 12 2025

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I asked my ex if we could still be friends. She said, 'Sure, but with benefits.' The benefit was that I could still pay her phone bill.

My ex and I had a candlelit dinner. Well, she lit the candle, and I ate alone.

I broke up with my gym. We just weren't working out.

My ex and I had a long-distance relationship. She moved to a different aisle at the grocery store.

My ex-girlfriend said I should embrace my mistakes. So I gave her a hug.

I thought I'd found the perfect match, but then I remembered I was using a lighter instead of a dating app.

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