5 Jokes For Bad Golf

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Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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The Casual Golfer

Just there for the beer and the buggy ride
My golf strategy is simple: hit the ball, find the ball, repeat. If I happen to find it in a sand trap, well, at least I got to build a nice castle.

The Golf Ball

Being repeatedly smacked around
Golfers blame the wind, the sun, the grass—everything but themselves. Maybe if they aimed properly, I wouldn't have to take all these detours. I'm like the GPS they never listen to.

The Overly Competitive Golfer

Obsessed with outperforming everyone
Golf etiquette says you should always let the person with the best score go first. That's why I never get to tee off; I'm just being considerate.

The Golf Course Groundskeeper

Dealing with clueless golfers ruining the pristine course
I told a golfer not to drive the cart on the putting green. He looked at me and said, "Well, it's called a golf cart, not a walk cart." I think I've lost faith in humanity.

The Frustrated Golfer

Constantly hitting the ball into the rough
My golf swing is like a horror movie plot twist - you never see it coming, and it always ends up in a bad place.

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