10 Jokes About Bad Coworkers

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Updated on: Jun 28 2024

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Bad coworkers are like unsolicited advice – they're never in short supply, and most of the time, you're better off pretending you didn't hear it.
Have you ever been stuck in a meeting with that coworker who uses business jargon like it's a secret code? I feel like I need a decoder ring just to understand if we're talking about the quarterly report or planning a mission to Mars.
You ever notice how some coworkers are like the office plants? You water them with compliments, give them sunlight with your praise, and yet they still manage to wither away and do nothing productive.
Working with bad coworkers is like participating in a group project where everyone else thinks the project is an elaborate game of hide-and-seek, and you're the only one actively seeking success.
Working with a bad coworker is like trying to fold a fitted sheet – you start with good intentions, but somewhere along the way, it turns into a chaotic mess that you just want to stuff in the closet and forget about.
You ever have that coworker who thinks the office thermostat is their personal mood ring? If they're cold, suddenly it's a winter wonderland in there. Hot? Well, welcome to their personal tropical paradise.
Bad coworkers are like the office version of a bad GPS – constantly leading you astray, taking you on unnecessary detours, and leaving you wondering if you'll ever reach your career destination.
Working with a bad coworker is like trying to parallel park on a busy street – you're surrounded by obstacles, and no matter how hard you try, it always seems like there's someone watching, judging your every move.
Bad coworkers are like WiFi signals in a crowded coffee shop – they're always there, but good luck getting a reliable connection to productivity.
Have you ever had that one colleague who takes "reply all" in emails to a whole new level? I sent a meeting request, not an invitation to a digital open mic night for their witty one-liners.

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