Trending Topics
Joke Types
The Office Gossip
Spreading rumors and stirring the pot
0
0
I caught the office gossip spreading a rumor about me. They said I was dating the coffee machine. I mean, come on, the coffee machine and I are just brewing a strong friendship!
The Office Chef
Inflicting culinary experiments on coworkers
0
0
I tried the office chef's new creation, and I asked them, "What's in this?" They said, "It's a secret ingredient." I'm thinking, "It's not a secret; it's a mystery. I feel like I'm eating a suspense novel.
The Clueless Colleague
Constantly oblivious to everything
0
0
I overheard the clueless colleague talking about the stock market. They said, "I invested in something called 'Dow Jones.' Is that a new rapper?" I'm like, "Yeah, he's dropping beats and stocks simultaneously.
The Procrastinator
Always behind on deadlines
0
0
I found out the procrastinator had a to-do list. It had one item: "Make a to-do list." I'm like, "Well, at least they're consistent in their inconsistency.
The Overachiever
Always trying to one-up everyone
0
0
I had a race with the office overachiever to finish a project. They finished early, of course. When I asked how they did it, they said, "I just worked smarter, not harder." I'm like, "Well, I worked lazier, not fancier. Who's the real winner?
Post a Comment